Cow Arrested over Death

June Edit, correspondant in Enladen.

KLESHIAN police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said.

The Horned Klesh cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Klesh's biggest city Enladen, also injured several bystanders after killing the man."The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Enladen police spokesman Pharr Ting.

Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive. "Do you know how hard it is to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.